A new hat pattern! Cables!

Please note:  All my hat patterns are free, in order to encourage donations.  If you post photos of your work, please acknowledge the creator.  Please also look at my other patterns on Ravelry [link].

These are two photos with very different lighting of the same hat.

It is assumed the crocheter is familiar with front-post and back-post stitches, as well as crochet in the round.

This hat begins with the first 6 rounds of my ribbed hat pattern, found here [link to pattern, with video tutorial].

1. Ch 4, slip stitch to make a ring.  Ch 3 (counts as a DC), work 11 more DCs in the center of the ring.  Slip stitch to join (SSTJ).  (12)
2. Ch 3 (counts as 1st DC), [FPDC around the initial ch st from 1st round; DC in top of next st, FPDC around post of the same st.] repeat bracketed instructions for each stitch.  Join to ch 3 with a SS behind the ch. (24)
3. Ch 3 (counts as 1st FPDC), DC in top of next FPDC, FPDC around post of same st; [FPDC in next st, DC in top of next FPDC, FPDC around post of same st] repeat brackted instructions until end of round.  SS behind the initial ch 3 to join.(36--FPDC + DC + FPDC for each of the first round DCs)
4. Ch 3 (counts as 1st FPDC), DC in top of next DC, DC in top of next FPDC, FPDC around post of same st; [FPDC in next FPDC, DC in next st, DC in top of next FPDC, FPDC around post of same st] repeat bracketed instructions until end of round.  SS behind the initial ch 3 to join. (48--FPDC + 2 DC + FPDC for each of the first round DCs)
5. Ch 3 (counts as 1st FPDC), DC in top of next DC, FPDC in next DC, DC in top of next FPDC, FPDC around post of same st; [FPDC in top of next FPDC, DC in next st, FPDC in next DC DC in top of next FPDC, FPDC around post of same st] repeat bracketed instructions until end of round.  SS in top of ch 3 to join. (60--FPDC + DC + FPDC+ DC + FPDC for each of the first round DCs)
6. Ch 3 (counts as 1st DC), FPDC around ch 3 below, DC in next DC, FPDC in next FPDC, DC in next DC, FPDC in next FPDC; [DC in top of next FPDC, FPDC in same FPDC, DC in next DC, FPDC in next FPDC, DC in next DC, FPDC in next FPDC] repeat to end of round. (72--DC + FPDC + DC + FPDC+ DC + FPDC for each of the first round DCs) 
   
   End of increase/beginning of side
7. Ch 3 (counts as 1st DC), DC in each st from row 6. SSTJ.  It is very easy to accidentally add or remove stitches in this row. Count carefully. 
8. Ch 3 (counts as 1st DC), DC  in next 2 DC, FPDC in next 9 DC; [DC in next 3 st, FPDC in next 9 st] repeat to end of round. SSTJ  The same advisory from row 7 applies. If the count is off at the end of the round, find the error and fix it.  
9. Ch 3 (counts as 1st DC), DC in next 2 DC, sk 3, FPTC in next 3 FPDC, FPTC in the 3 skipped FPTC working behind the 3 FPTC just worked, DC in next 3 FPDC; [DC in next 3 DC, sk 3, FPTC in next 3 FPDC, FPTC in the 3 skipped FPTC working behind the 3 FPTC just worked, DC in next 3 FPDC] repeat to end of round. SSTJ
10. Ch 3 (counts as 1st DC), DC in next 2 DC, FPDC in next 9 stitches, being sure to catch all of them; [DC in next 3 DC, FPDC in next 9 stitches, being sure to catch all of them] repeat to end of round, SSTJ
11. Ch 3 (counts as 1st DC), DC in next 2 DC, DC in next 3 FPDC, sk 3, FPTC in next 3 FPDC, FPTC in the 3 skipped FPTC working in front of the 3 FPTC just worked, ; [DC in next 3 DC, sk 3, FPTC in next 3 FPDC, FPTC in the 3 skipped FPTC working behind the 3 FPTC just worked, DC in next 3 FPDC] repeat to end of round. SSTJ
12. Repeat row 10.
13. Repeat rows 8 - 12.
    
    Turn-up brim
14. Turn work;  SS behind the ch 3 below, ch 3 (counts as a FPDC); FPDC in every st to end of round.  SS behind the initial ch 3 to join.
15. Ch 3 (counts as 1st FPDC), FPDC in each FPDC below.  SS behind the initial ch 3 to join.
16. Repeat step 15 if desired.  Tie off.
    
    Alternate edging
17. Work 2 or rows of SC in every stitch.  Tie off.

Sew in loose ends.  Bribe someone to pose for Instagram photos.

(c) David Browning 2022

The Voices in my Head

The voices in my head:  What have you accomplished, loser?

Me:  Um, I finished The Sweater That Would Not Die.  And I made another totally new sweater.  And a shawl/wrap thingy.  And a cowl. And I'm making dog sweaters to donate, and I've started next year's Hat Not Hate project. Oh, and I also updated a hat pattern.

TVimH:  Feh!  You think that's enough?

Me:  Well, yeah!  Who the heck are you to question my accomplishments?

TVimH:  What about the charity pattern collection?  What about the numeric goal you had for published patterns? What about the new merch on TeeSpring you wanted to add?  What about....?  What about...?

Me:  SHUT UP!  You listen to me, voices from my past!  I am doing what I can, as best I can, with the resources and limitations I have.  Every time you throw one of those questions at me, I ask myself who said those words first, because it sure as heck wasn't me! It has taken me years to learn that, to own that, and to try to remember it consistently.  You might occasionally win the day, but as God is my witness, you will not win this war!

Recent stuff.  Forgive me for not doing more formatting.

Updated: Crochet Hat With Ribs!

Please note:  All of my hat patterns are free to encourage people to make donations. Please use them as you like, but credit my pattern if you publish photos. Please also look at my Ravelry store for other patterns:  David Browning Designs

This is an update to this post:

I'm not talking about barbecued ribs today, but with the ribbing effect that can be achieved when crocheting in the round.  I assume everyone knows how to do normal crochet in the round, but if you don't, here is a tutorial:

To review, I start with a circle of 12 DCs, which is the most common starting round I have seen.  Each of those 12 DCs is the point of a wedge--in the second round there are 2 DCs, in the third round 3 DCs, etc., each emanating from the initial DC.  That is how the required increases to create a true piece in the round are accomplished. 

Let us assume we want more texture, perhaps a texture to go along with the stitch that is used on the side of that hat.  Here is one way to accomplish that.

1. Complete your initial ring of 12 DCS. I don't care how the ring is accomplished--magic ring, ch4, ch2 and use the 1st ch as your ring--that's just you crocheting. Slip stitch to join (SSTJ) with the initial DC or initial ch3 that substituted for a DC.  (12 st)
2. For round 2 we need 2 stitches for each stitch below. Ch 3 in the top of the 1st DC (or ch3), then FPDC in the post of the same DC.  Repeat for each DC in round 1.  SS behind the ch3 to join. (24 st)
3. Ch3, which counts as 1st FPDC. In FPDC from 1st wedge below, DC in top of the st, FPDC in post of same st.  For each succeeding wedge, FPDC in 1at st, DC + FPDC in 2nd st.  Each wedge has the pattern FPDC-DC-FPDC. SS behind the 1st ch3 to join.  (36 st)
4. Ch3 (counts as FPDC), DC in next st., DC in top of next st., FPDC around post of same st.  Repeat for each wedge.  Each wedge has the pattern FPDC-DC-DC-FPDC.  SS behind the initial ch 3 to join.  (48 st)
5. Ch3 (counts as FPDC), DC in next st., FPDC in next DC, DC in top of next st., FPDC around post of same st.  Repeat for each wedge.  Each wedge has the pattern FPDC-DC-FPDC-DC-FPDC.  SS in top of the initial ch 3 to join.  (60 st)
6. Ch 3 (counts as DC), FPDC around post of same DC/ch3, DC in next DC, FPDC in next FPDC, DC in next DC, FPDC in next FPDC.  Repeat for each wedge.  Each wedge has the pattern DC-FPDC-DC-FPDC-DC-FPDC.  SSTJ in the manner appropriate for the next round, which should be without any increases at all.

Since this pattern can be used with any yarn and an appropriate hook for that yarn, the number of increase rounds will vary to create a crown section the right size. The green hat pictured used a bulky yarn and an 8mm/L hook, so it did not require the same number of increase rounds as the blue hat.

You can now continue with the ribbing for the entire vertical portion of the hat by working FPDCs in every FPDC and DCs in every DC. You could execute a rice stitch by alternating FPDC and DC in every other stitch, then DC in every FPDC and FPDC in every DC from the previous round.  The choice is entirely yours!

End with 1 or 2 rows of SC.  Tie off.

Rice stitch at with ribbed top

Ribbed hat

Roll up! Roll up!

 What in the world am I going to do with all of this hand-dyed yarn?

If you say knit with it, I shall take actions that are beyond me to name, but that will leave you in severe pain and dismemberment.

OK, yarn, I'm waiting.  Tell me what to do with you!

Ginger Bear:  You've had me the longest!  Don't you think you should make something beautiful with me first?

Me:  Shut up, you!  That's why I can't decide! Besides, I keep you as a memory of the time when Daniel actually remembered I was alive.

Cascade Yarns:  If you use us first, we won't tell anyone that we were a gift from someone who received a giveaway prize but couldn't use us because we're 100% wool.

Me:  Shut up, Cascade!  I'm not afeared of you!

Traveler, MaryJaneKnits, Marigoljen: You only have us because of that lovely man at the retreat who was de-stashing and donating sales proceeds toward the retreat scholarship fund.

Me:  That is true. But you are one hank each. You haven't yet suggested a design. Hit me.

Simple Pleasures Yarns:  We were the most expensive in your collection, and you have 500 yards of us! And we're a solid color! It's about time you did something!

Me:  I can't deny it.  What do you want to be?

Simple Pleasures Yarns:  I dunno......

Blue Ply Alpaca:  You have 1090 yards of us, and you won us in a giveaway. We are a solid color, too, and we were completely free!

Me:  You're still not giving me ideas. At least not ideas that involve a crochet hook. A fire pit, maybe.....

Undiscernible concerted voices:  Shawls!  Make more shawls!  

**heavy sigh**  I was afraid of that.  

Well, actually, I do like making shawls.  Stay tuned.  

....as we say in NC,,,,,,

"Oy veh. as we say in NC!"

"Actually, we don't say that in NC. That's an affectation you picked up when you were in New York!"

"Affectation?!  Moi?!"

via GIPHY

"Yes, you!  Let's get to the point.

"OK,  in truth I'm sort of cranky because I feel like I haven't done anything productive this week.  Yes, I published a pattern or two, but no sales to speak of...."

"Then back up.  What is your big-picture objective.?"

"Lots and lots of patterns and designs, and being recognized as an authority."

"Where do you stand in meeting that goal?"

"I have 25 patterns on Ravelry, I am considering an e-book of my shawl patterns, and people say nice things to me."

"So you want more patterns, more published books, more public recognition in a way that can be measured."

"Exactly!"

"And you're having a conversation with a keyboard right now?"

"Actually, you [insert swear word here], you are helping me organize my thoughts."  

"Glad to be of service.  You will receive my bill at the end of the month."

"Not surprised."

"OK, mortal jackass, what strengths do you have that we can build on?

"Some people think I'm cute."

"No, I mean in the real world."

"I am good at writing patterns. I used to do business writing, so I am accustomed to writing in a fashion that is most clear to the largest audience. I also have a snappy sense of humor."

"Back to the real world, if you please!"

"I enjoy doing interviews for YouTube, and they seem to draw attention and favorable comments."

"What else?"

"Um......I like puppies?"

"YES!!!  That's it! A puppy project!  That will gain you the attention you crave!"

"Soooooo......if I urge people to do what they should be doing anyway--making dog sweaters and blankets for pet rescue organizations--that will benefit me materially?"

"Materially?  To whom do you think you are talking?  [see what I did there grammatically?]  I'm here for your soul, not your wallet! That is where your focus should be, too!"

"

Mmmmmkay, I'll tell that to the man when he repossesses my car next month......"

A new project

Good morning boys and girls, cats and dogs--we are an inclusive blog here!

I am announcing a new project. I had previously announced a project to create a pattern e-book to benefit The Hunger Project. I will complete this project, but not as soon as I had hoped.

My new project has to do with pet rescue, which should surprise no one. I want everyone who can to make dog sweaters and blankets and either send or hand deliver them to pet rescue organizations near you. If you have any kind of craft accessory projects you can do for cats, do that as well. Do not send anything to me, but rather to your favorite pet rescue organization. 

I'm not doing any kind of count, no contest, no giveaway. I simply want to encourage people to show some love to the rescue pets. I would be happy to hear about your projects, and whenever I can I will mention them on my Wednesday Free-for-All on YouTube, but I don't need to know. I just need for you to show some love if you can.

I have made several sweaters like this.
Click for pattern.

I have made several copies of this sweater, too.  
Click for the pattern.

Gosh, I'm good!

Scene:  A conversation between me and my Easton Cardigan, hanging on a mannequin

Me:  What would you like to tell the world?

Cardigan:  Um, I dunno. You're the writer. You designed me and created me. The ball's in your court!

Me:  OK. Well, then, here is a little back story. I wanted a cardigan of my own making to wear at a fiber retreat later this month. I had another one in the works, but it has problems. I saw another designer do a simple pullover using granny squares, and I thought it would look great as a cardigan, using two contrasting colors and two kinds of granny square, neither of which is the traditional granny square. (I sort of hate the traditional granny square.) 

Cardigan: That didn't take much prodding. Keep going.

Me:  Well, I had some nice budget yarn in two complementary colors, in sufficient quantity for a cardigan. (Two cardigans, actually. Maybe I'll make another design....)  Once I decided it was time to move forward, I got quite excited about it. I put aside two other designs I was working on--that were giving me difficulty anyway--to make it. I created the front and back panels very quickly, pieced them together, and hung them on the mannequin to ask the help of dear Mr. Gravity in how the pieces hang. (No, I didn't offer burnt offerings up to the god of Gravity, although it doesn't sound like a bad idea.) 

Cardigan: Sounds like all was going well!

Me:  Well, I also completed the sleeves quickly--stripes in the same colors as the squares--but they didn't match up! Ahime! After careful examination, I recognized that counting errors had caused my troubles, and I had committed those errors on both sleeves. I wound up reworking both, but that still didn't take all that long.

Cardigan: Where do you stand now?

Me:  Almost done reworking the second sleeve.  Piecing it together and then finishing with edging, collar, waistband, and buttons will be a piece of cake.  

Cardigan:  Yeah, yeah.....call me when it's done.

THE NEXT DAY

Cardigan: You've been manhandling me all day. What's the story?

Me:  I've finally got you pieced together and all the finishing done. You look quite nice, if I do say so myself!

Cardigan: No thanks to you! Gray tweed and rust tweed together? What were you thinking?

Me: Um, I was thinking those are two color ways that complement each other quite nicely.

Cardigan: Color way? What the heck is a color way?!

Me: Shhh! You don't want to anger the Yarn Police! It's what yarn people call a color. I don't know why. I would say the colors are this and that striped, but they would come up with a fanciful name and call it a color way. So you have two solid-color yarns with a tweed effect, so they are called gray tweed and rust tweed.

Cardigan: Feh!

Me: Don't give me any attitude, you! You know what frogging is, don't you?

Cardigan: Yeah, I know! It's what you did to my sleeves before you made them over.

Me: And now they're much happier and healthier sleeves. 

Cardigan: What an able-ist attitude! You hated my sleeves because they were different!

Me: Your sleeves were not people with disabilities. Your sleeves were components that did not match each other because I myself had made counting errors when creating them. So I recreated them anew. Call me cruel if you will, but would you rather languish at the bottom of a storage bin and be passed around from one thrift shop to another, or be worn with pride among other yarn crafters?

Cardigan: Oh, shut up and show the pictures! I'm done with you!

Me: Just one more thing--sewing in loose ends. This will be a pinch and sting......

LATE THE NEXT DAY

Cardigan:  What now?

Me: I just have to adjust the neck.  Hold still.

Cardigan: I will not hold still! I thought you were done!

Me: And I thought life would be beautiful. Shut up and let me do this!

Cardigan: This had better be worth it!

The finished product!  Finally!

It was worth it.