"Actually, we don't say that in NC. That's an affectation you picked up when you were in New York!"
"Affectation?! Moi?!"
"Yes, you! Let's get to the point.
"OK, in truth I'm sort of cranky because I feel like I haven't done anything productive this week. Yes, I published a pattern or two, but no sales to speak of...."
"Then back up. What is your big-picture objective.?"
"Lots and lots of patterns and designs, and being recognized as an authority."
"Where do you stand in meeting that goal?"
"I have 25 patterns on Ravelry, I am considering an e-book of my shawl patterns, and people say nice things to me."
"So you want more patterns, more published books, more public recognition in a way that can be measured."
"Exactly!"
"And you're having a conversation with a keyboard right now?"
"Actually, you [insert swear word here], you are helping me organize my thoughts."
"Glad to be of service. You will receive my bill at the end of the month."
"Not surprised."
"OK, mortal jackass, what strengths do you have that we can build on?
"Some people think I'm cute."
"No, I mean in the real world."
"I am good at writing patterns. I used to do business writing, so I am accustomed to writing in a fashion that is most clear to the largest audience. I also have a snappy sense of humor."
"Back to the real world, if you please!"
"I enjoy doing interviews for YouTube, and they seem to draw attention and favorable comments."
"What else?"
"Um......I like puppies?"
"YES!!! That's it! A puppy project! That will gain you the attention you crave!"
"Soooooo......if I urge people to do what they should be doing anyway--making dog sweaters and blankets for pet rescue organizations--that will benefit me materially?"
"Materially? To whom do you think you are talking? [see what I did there grammatically?] I'm here for your soul, not your wallet! That is where your focus should be, too!"
"
Mmmmmkay, I'll tell that to the man when he repossesses my car next month......"
